~SlimyHats (https://www.deviantart.com/slimyhats), I took that quiz featured in your lil' profile and got an 86%. I'm happy, okay? FUCKIN HAPPY. HAPPY? I'M FUCKING HAPPY!
In other news, a blanket of wonderful, white jizz is sweeping the county. Schools everywhere were closed due to this calm, sheer abundance of splooge. Little kids ran from their homes before their parents could stop them to roll around and play in it. Much joy filled the hearts of many passers-by.
SHIT, I HAVE A ZIT ON MY HAND!!
WHAT THE FUCKING HELL?!
So a B in Algebra 2 is GREAT, OMG IT'S SO WONDERFUL! HOW DID YOU DO IT? DID SOMEONE UN-STUPID YOU? But a B in Biology, almost the exact same grade, just d